littlewhitedragon:

oraldiarrhea:

secretsbest:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science 

THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

Awwww ;u;

(via starkidpotterlifestyle)

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

  • Me:

    “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

  • Mother:

    “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

  • Mother:

    “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

  • Boy:

    *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

// You see a bitch wearing a hoodie, some booty shorts and some ugg boots //

excuse me bitch, are you hot or are you cold?

(Source: daviedave, via renemiko)

genowhirll:

time to go read my bedtime story

(via iclemyer)

// What you look like when you wake up//

Expectations:

Reality:

story of my life

(Source: californialuv84, via renemiko)

  • me:

    closes wrong tab

  • me:

    PTERODACTYL NOISE

whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous

(Source: colfricans, via starkidpotterlifestyle)

Just remember

no matter where you are
there is always a banana within 3 metres